I Survived The Terrible Twos Tee
I Survived The Terrible Twos Tee
Ask any parent who has made it to the school-age years: raising a toddler is a marathon, not a sprint. The I Survived The Terrible Twos Tee is a hilarious, badge-of-honor checklist celebrating the parents who have successfully navigated the trenches of early childhood development—and lived to tell the tale.
Featuring a bold, distressed typographic layout with checked boxes for the Terrible Twos, Threenagers, and the relentless Four-Whys, this shirt perfectly captures the beautifully exhausting reality of parenting. It’s the ideal uniform for weekend park trips, running errands, or casual family gatherings. It also makes a legendary, laugh-out-loud gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or a survival graduation present for parents finally entering the calmer years.
Why You'll Love It:
• Premium Comfort: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) for an ultra-soft feel.
• Perfect Fit: Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping mean it holds its shape and fits like a well-loved favorite from day one.
• Lightweight & Breathable: Fabric weight of 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) makes it ideal for layering or wearing on its own all summer long.
• Pre-shrunk fabric so you get the same great fit wash after wash.
Fit Tip: Get the Perfect Size First Time
Because your shirt is custom-printed just for you, we highly recommend reviewing our size chart below before placing your order. To guarantee the perfect fit, grab your favorite t-shirt from your closet, lay it flat, and measure it to compare:
• Width: Measure across the chest from one armpit seam to the other.
• Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Our Unisex Tee features a tailored, retail fit that runs true to size. If you prefer a loose or oversized streetwear look, we recommend sizing up!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Details
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes just a little bit longer to deliver. Producing apparel on demand instead of in bulk drastically reduces overproduction, minimizes textile waste, and keeps unnecessary items out of landfills. Thank you for making a conscious, thoughtful purchasing decision that supports a cleaner planet!
Shipping & Returns
We strive to offers free standard shipping on all U.S. orders, which typically take 5–9 business days to deliver. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, you can claim a free replacement by emailing your order number and a clear photo of the issue to hello@capoya.com within 14 days of delivery.
For returns due to buyer's remorse or sizing errors, unworn and unwashed items can be returned within 14 days by contacting returns@capoya.com for a prepaid label. A flat fee of $8.99 will be deducted from your refund to cover shipping and restocking, while clearance items, "Final Sale" products, and gift cards remain non-refundable. For the full policies, go to the Refund policy.
